BOOBSLEY

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

I didn’t even try to love you, it just happened.
—Unknown (via perfect)

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

Episode 17 
Smiling Gay Seductress Carmilla v. Tiny Overwhelmed Gay Laura

Frat party, bonfire, marshmallows, and modest white dress versus an intimate night in, expensive champagne, corsets, leather, sensual hair stroking, and soft arm caresses.

Carmilla: 6,
Laura: 0 
So, how’s Laura holding up?

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Laura honey, from what I can see I’m pretty sure she does want to eat you but not like that
Good luck, you’re gonna need it

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

surf4living:

tyler, now, is ranked number 2 just a thousand points behind world number 1, sally fitz

ph: corey wilson