I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  


Angerer exudes an approachability and a larrikinism that entertains and disarms any shred of seriousness.  Pre-training she pokes fun at the girls as they conduct media interviews, yelling out jibes in the background. (x)


when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn



i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob